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No Job Is Too LITTLE, YET All Entertainment is LARGE.
We are a "small" company run by dwarfs and we work beside the best dwarf entertainers across UK, all of whom have starred in movies, television and various on stage performance.
If you're looking for performers from other countries? We can recommend a couple of our short oversea friends.


Hello and thank you for visiting our dwarf hire page Little Yet Large

We are dwarfs who run this & we all have under 4' of height experience
in the entertainment industry.
We will make any event ''A world of pure imagination'' (As Willy Wonka would say).

All our entertainers are very professional and highly trained in performance work. They have starred in movies, television shows & various pantomimes.
Our dwarfs have a array of costumes from Oompa Loompa's, Munchkins, 7 dwarfs from Snow White, 
Smurfs, Minions, Christmas Elf's, scary Halloween outfits.. The list goes on...
We will also try our best to get the costumes you require if we don't already have them.

Also taking the streets by storm is prank your friend with a dwarf handcuffed to them.
It's a strange request but it seems to be a very popular one.
Pick a costume and handcuff one of our little people to the victim of your choice.
Stag, Hen, Birthdays, Leaving Do, Best/Worst salesman/woman...these have been some of the people who have been a victim of choice!
Unlike stripper agents we will know first hand if a dwarf performer is available for your event.

You will also cut out their higher fees.

We offer the availability to hire short entertainers who add a great twist to any type of party or event.
The aim: To bring back fond memories of your favourite childhood characters, or just for fun which includes
meet 'n' greet, waiting on & entertaining your guests, while adding lots of fun to your party!

We are experts at what we do and supply a unique service that will entertain and leave a lasting impression on everybody involved at every event. You can hire one or many to entertain your guests.
We have dwarf actors, entertainers & performers available for hire. 

Events include:
Movies TV & Commercials • Weddings • Night clubs • Family Parties • Corporate Functions • Business Parties •
• Promotions • Marketing • Charity Events • Private Parties • Birthdays • Stag & Hens • Festivals • Christmas Theme •
• Halloween • St Patrick’s Day • Easter • Valentine’s Day • Guy Fawkes • Bar & Bat Mitzvah • Seminars & Conferences • Trade Shows • Team Building Events • Product Launch Events • Board & Shareholder Meetings • VIP •
Plus So Much More.

Private Party Bookings

We offer a great experience by having dwarfed performers 
for all types of events to entertain you & your guest's

A "little" list of what we can do.


Bouncer / Security Doormen 
A very popular act where our diddy guys are doormen / security 
at a nightclub or venue. 

midget waiters

Oompa Loompa
 It's the classic one for choice..
The Oompa Loompa is great for all types of

handing out drinks / food with a twist.


Christmas Elves
 Book early to avoid disappointment, due to pantomime
commitments as most
dwarfs within the entertainment
profession are unavailable during this festive season.


Scary Costumes 
We have a wide selection of frightening costumes for
Halloween parties.
Scare the heck out of your arriving guests,
great for club promotional and advertising.

Plus so much more...

Handcuffing Escort Prank

Available For Any Type Of Event Prank
Birthday / Stag / Hen or Leaving Party Etc.

We offer a special service that's taking the streets by storm....

Pick a costume and then book one of our short entertainers
 to dress in that theme, while handcuffing themselves
to the victim of your choice.

Midget Stag Hire Drinking Beer Little Yet Large

It's best if you blindfold the victim just before the little guy
or girl arrives and then handcuff's themselves to them,
because they normally expect a stripper.. but ends up
with something way better! 

Stag Handcuffed To A Dwarf For Hire Little Yey Large

This brings so much attention to your
victim that it's like a celebrity is chained to them,
because everyone in the venue wants a picture

Hen Handcuff To a Dwarf Party Ideas LitleYet Large

We work besides all the best dwarf performers in the UK
who  seriously know how to make the night a memorable one,
playing party tricks and causing lots of laughs.

Get the chance for some amazing photos and videos
whilst walking the town doing bar crawls.

Still interested in hiring a dwarf or two or seven?
Send us a message below for a quote.

Contact Form 
Fill in the form below to get a quote and information about an event you're planning! Please remember to mention the type of event you're planning as we have different prices for all events. Don't forget the date of the occasion too! 
One of our admin team will get in contact with you via email or telephone A.S.A.P.

Thanks! Message sent, we will reply as soon as possible.

Please kindly remember..
Midget Hire, Midget Booking or Rent a Midget, is a term we disagree on using.
The word Midget is very offensive to some people with dwarfism.
Please use the term Dwarf or Little person.

Although we offer dwarf rental in London, we also cover the whole of the UK, including:
Bath, Bristol, Exeter, Gloucester, Plymouth, Swindon, Bournemouth, Brighton, Guildford, Kent, Milton Keynes, Oxford, Portsmouth, Reading, Southampton, Cambridge, Essex, Ipswich, Luton, Birmingham, Coventry, Stoke, Derby, Leicester, Nottingham, Lancashire, Liverpool, Manchester, Bradford, Hull, Leeds, Sheffield, York, Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Surrey, Sunderland, Aberdeen, Dundee, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Inverness, Cardiff, Swansea, Cork,

We also travel to other destinations please ask us

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